Some days you’re the apple, some days you’re the knife.
Today I’m just some ordinary guy who gets to enjoy eating some apples, and maybe a small mountain of chocolate, and going nom nom nom nom nom.
Don’t get me wrong… I’m thankful for all the different experiences, but a few more days like this would be nice. Today I am normal, and I like it.
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harryipants 
Yes for today!
I usually start the day feeling happy and good and able but within moments of my children waking up, that veneer begins to chip away until I am nothing but a mangled and knotted ball of puss. I hear ya, mate. I could definitely use more morning time.
I don’t get enough morning time either, but when I tell you why it’ll only piss you off. It’s cos I sleep in too long ! Don’t be too pissed, I only do it cos pain keeps me awake at night. And pain wears you out like… umm, kids…
Today I’m the apple, and everyone wants a bite.
Awww, that sucks. Just makes you wanna be the knife for awhile doesn’t it… and then when you are they’re all going Hey, What’s Wrong With You ?